Ok, well probably not really.

I mean I actually don’t have any ponies to give away.

Or the means to get ponies to people that might win them.

But if you happened to buy my book that’s available on Amazon  (The Alcoholic Husband Primer: Survival Tips For The Alcoholic”) and would be so kind as to write a review, I’d be the kind of grateful that makes you want to give away a pony.

And please feel at liberty to be honest with our review.

Writers always want feed back on their work and the more honest, though it maybe painful, the more helpful.

Now go win yourself a pony!